Now I'm not so sure.
Granted, when I moved to the Sunshine State from the Peach State I immediately raised the I.Q. in both places, but I managed to forget what I left behind. It's. Back.
We lovingly referred to Macon as the "Armpit of the South" due to its proliferation of paper mills, which replaced alarm clocks as the wake-up call of choice when I resided in Shorter Hall on the Mercer campus.
I'm beginning to think Atlanta may be the "Lobotomy Center" of the South. Let me explain.
Undercurrents of this idiocy have been around since 2008 when our current President was elected. Thanks to some ding-dongs under the Gold Dome the currents have become a tidal wave.
To wit, they want President Obama to appear before a Georgia Judge in a Georgia Court to prove he's a natural-born United States citizen. Because in order to legally serve as President you have to be a natural-born United States citizen.
When we moved back to the Moron State from the Sunburn State I had to, naturally, get a Georgia Driver's License. Here's what I needed to "change states"...besides having a VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE:
--be at least 18 years of age (covered a long time ago).
--surrender a valid out-of-state license (the term "surrender" was a leftover from that bastard Sherman's rampage through the South and should have risen several red flags, but, no.).
--have a verifiable Social Security number (it will be verified).
--provide proof of Georgia residency (current bank statement, utility bill, rental contract, or a relative with a valid Georgia Driver's License who must also be present when you apply).
--proof of identity (yes, finally, here's the good part)--birth certificate, marriage license, immigration card, and so on.
So I go to the Department of Driver Services office in Cumming, Georgia with my Florida Driver's License, Social Security Card, bank statement, Mama, my birth certificate and marriage license.
And waited. And waited, and waited some more.
Three and a half hours later my number was called and I approached the bench. To be stared down by Nurse Ratched's sister, recently relieved of her Milledgeville duties and now a cheerful employee of the DDS, paid by me and you. Our tax dollars hard at work.
I dutifully presented my life history on paper, got my picture took, and was the proud possessor (not owner) of a Georgia Driver's License.
I'm sure there are numerous felony cases waiting to be heard by the courts of our fair state, but someone, somewhere, has decided the "birther" case is more important.
There's tax reform, education bills, and the like that need to be addressed by our Legislature.
Instead our officials are
If it gets big enough it will probably cost Republicans this state in November.
I think we should send 'em all to the local DDS office for a while. As a customer. That should do it.