My daughter wrote her most recent post about graduation, ending with the phrase carpe diem, "seize the day." I remembered some alterations on that thought:
Carpe Dime--seize the money.
Carpe Carp--seize the fish.
Carpe Diarrheam--seize the toilet paper.
Carpe Crap--you need a translation? Really.
Crampy Diem--seize the Midol.
And finally, the most fitting:
Carpe Diplomam--grab your diploma.
1 comment:
hahahaha love it :)
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