Friday, May 1, 2009


My daughter wrote her most recent post about graduation, ending with the phrase carpe diem, "seize the day." I remembered some alterations on that thought:

Carpe Dime--seize the money.

Carpe Carp--seize the fish.

Carpe Diarrheam--seize the toilet paper.

Carpe Crap--you need a translation? Really.

Crampy Diem--seize the Midol.

And finally, the most fitting:
Carpe Diplomam--grab your diploma.

1 comment:

emily said...

hahahaha love it :)