My daughter wrote her most recent post about graduation, ending with the phrase carpe diem, "seize the day." I remembered some alterations on that thought:
Carpe Dime--seize the money.
Carpe Carp--seize the fish.
Carpe Diarrheam--seize the toilet paper.
Carpe Crap--you need a translation? Really.
Crampy Diem--seize the Midol.
And finally, the most fitting:
Carpe Diplomam--grab your diploma.