Monday, October 5, 2009

Asking For Trouble, But...

..sometimes I can't stop myself.  For those who can't hear well, the lyrics are below.

The Man Song

I don't take not crap from anybody!  ...else but you.
I wear the pants around here!  ...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight!  ...when I say "jump" you say "yeah..right".
I'm the man of this house!  ...until you get home.

What I say goes around here!  ...right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here...the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I'm the head honcho around here!  ...but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime!  ...that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs!  ...but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me!  ...because if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle!  ...when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! sleep on the couch.
Because a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!  ...and I'm gonna do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here!  ...but I've been neutered!

See y'all!  ...when I get out of the hospital.

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