Tuesday, November 24, 2009

When Pigs Fly...

...they apparently have Paula Deen in their crosshairs.

The "Lady" from "Lady and Sons" fame was whacked in the nose by a flying ham in Atlanta yesterday and, as BREAKING! news goes in the big city it made the top of the AJC's website.

Jennie, Emily, and Megs are in Atlanta today.  Getting their hair did.

I warned them to stay away from all pork products.  And any woman with high white hair.  You never know when either, or both, are swine flu carriers.  And even though medical spokespeople say the virus is not airborne, yesterday's incident proves otherwise.  So if you see flying bacon strips, sausage patties, or butt roasts, run away.

It's for your own good.

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