I almost said, "Part Two" instead of "continued", but that suggests an ending of some sort, and I'm convinced that this type of journalism will be around for a long, long time.
From here, an article containing lots of fun missteps from what are probably otherwise respectable journalists:
"USE CLOTHING TO KEEP WARM DURING WINTER"--Captain Obvious is on the prowl. Again.
"What constitutes a millionaire?" (Can you see where this is headed?)
"A millionaire is someone who has $1 million..."
Concerning a crime: "We've got two theories...one is that James knew the person who did this and the other is that he did not." I have a third theory....
"PUTTING URINE IN YOUR EARS NOT RECOMMENDED TO TREAT SINUS INFECTION"--only for bad earaches.
"STUDY SHOWS FREQUENT SEX INCREASES PREGNANCY CHANCES"--I got nothing.
About a plane crash: "So far, they have determined that the crash occurred when the plane struck the ground..." And...to paraphrase that great theologian Ron White, I bet they beat the ambulances there by at least thirty minutes.
"DEATH IS NATION'S TOP KILLER"--followed closely by stupidity.
"HOMICIDE VICTIMS RARELY TALK TO POLICE"--amazing.
And finally..."REPORT ON REPORTS SEES TOO MANY REPORTS"--welcome to The Department of Redundancy Department.
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